Mike and I have problems...
(21:45:01) Randy Walker: hi
(21:45:03) Randy Walker: a/s/l?
(21:45:26) Michael Lewandowski: f/18/midland
(21:45:32) Randy Walker: ooo
(21:45:43) Randy Walker: so... what are you in to?
(21:45:45) Michael Lewandowski: how 'bout you?
(21:46:00) Randy Walker: 19/m/freeland
(21:46:33) Michael Lewandowski: Oooo. I'm a goth chick, so I'll try anything once....or twice ;)
(21:47:12) Randy Walker: cool
(21:47:15) Randy Walker: wanna cyber?
(21:47:24) Michael Lewandowski: yeah baby
(21:47:30) Randy Walker: ok, cool
(21:47:47) Randy Walker: I slowly unzip your bodice with my teeth
(21:48:14) Michael Lewandowski: I slowly brush my hands down my body....and up yours
(21:48:28) Randy Walker: I watch your huge ta-tas flop out of their restraint
(21:49:03) Michael Lewandowski: my nipples are getting hard from your touch.
(21:49:17) Randy Walker: I pull a raccoon out of your left nipple
(21:49:24) Randy Walker: aw, man! he's cute and fuzzy
(21:49:49) Michael Lewandowski: Ooops, I forgot to put him in his cage
(21:50:03) Michael Lewandowski: While I'm at it, I take out the badger in my panties
(21:50:25) Randy Walker: I slowly unzip my pants and pull out my magic wand. I put on my wizard's hat
(21:50:35) Randy Walker: I cast the *Make Beautiful* spell on you
(21:50:42) Michael Lewandowski: Hey!
(21:50:44) Randy Walker: I'm gettin' hard baby
(21:50:51) Michael Lewandowski: that's not funny
(21:51:18) Randy Walker: I turn the raccoon into a rhino and watch it gore you with it's horn
(21:51:23) Randy Walker: oh my god, I'm so hard now
(21:51:37) Michael Lewandowski: WTF!
(21:51:39) Randy Walker: as the rhino tramples your remains, I cum all over your guts
(21:51:46) Randy Walker: man, that was good
(21:51:54) Michael Lewandowski: /ignore
(21:52:03) Randy Walker: why are you still talking to me?
(21:52:48) Michael Lewandowski: you caught me. I'm really m/64/downtown Saginaw, living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
(21:53:26) Randy Walker: I stick a knife in the badger and pin it to your corpse. Then I leave.
8 Comments so far
yaten, on October 12, 2004 at 10:10pm, said:
that's so beautiful... it almost brings a tear to your eye. y'know... after you cast the 'make beautiful' spell. XD
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Mike, on October 12, 2004 at 10:10pm, said:
It's not so funny when.... YOU LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
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Melissa, on October 13, 2004 at 1:10am, said:
One word: Weirdos.
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MJ, on October 15, 2004 at 11:10pm, said:
*ewww* Y'all are sick and gross!
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cLin, on October 16, 2004 at 3:10pm, said:
I know where you got that idea from.
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artitumis, on October 17, 2004 at 2:10am, said:
*whipes tears away* Thats beautiful, man. bloodninja would be proud.
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David from Dk, on April 18, 2007 at 2:58am, said:
Copycats....NOT funny!!!
Bloodninja forever;o)
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David from Dk, on April 18, 2007 at 3:10am, said:
Do anybody know who he is?
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